Its that time of the month again!!!!!

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fishn guy

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Once again, your pal the Fishn guy is sittin on watch with nuttin to do.....
Just watchin these pretty red lights and drinkin a coke. Hoping the pretty red lights dont blink and make noise....
What have yall got goin on today?
 
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fishn guy

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This watch should go by pretty quickly, I signed up for about 30 yahoo porn groups at home and they send a bunch of pics to my yahoo account...
Thats the safest way to surf porn in the NMci world.

Ive got 4426 unread porn messages. :getdown:
 

MerF

You smell funny
fishn guy said:
Ive got 4426 unread porn messages. :getdown:
For Pete's sake, man.

I'm sitting at home eating leftover pizza, candy, coke, and chips/dip.

If I gotta be on FEP, I'm gonna earn the right to be a chubby bastard, dammit.

Oh, and I got shocked by my damn TiVo receiver, and now he fawker doesn't work anymore. So I'm getting a new one sent to me. But that sh1t hurt, so I think I'm gonna sue now.
 

MerF

You smell funny
RoseRed said:
:petespantyliners:
You do realize that men HATE proof that these things actually exist, right? The forum censor should be picking up on this...that's just not right. :dead:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
MerF said:
You do realize that men HATE proof that these things actually exist, right? The forum censor should be picking up on this...that's just not right. :dead:
:summerseve:
 
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fishn guy

Guest
MerF said:
For Pete's sake, man.

I'm sitting at home eating leftover pizza, candy, coke, and chips/dip.

If I gotta be on FEP, I'm gonna earn the right to be a chubby bastard, dammit.

Oh, and I got shocked by my damn TiVo receiver, and now he fawker doesn't work anymore. So I'm getting a new one sent to me. But that sh1t hurt, so I think I'm gonna sue now.
Man, If you sue youll have to hook me up with some loot...
Ive decided its time for me to get paid...
Im gonna start thinkin up ways to make cash quick...
Like fraud.
Im gonna make fake porn sites that you have to pay to get into and when you do its gonna be full of pictures of my dogs takin a dump. :yay:
 
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fishn guy

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MerF said:
*sniff, sniff*...yummm... :lmao:


Just found a new avatar, you think it will fly?
Do you have any idea how gay you are?
Change that before I call the cops.
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
MerF said:
Oh, and I got shocked by my damn TiVo receiver, and now he fawker doesn't work anymore. So I'm getting a new one sent to me. But that sh1t hurt, so I think I'm gonna sue now.
You know you can't walk around in socks in the winter! :lmao: :dance:

Did your hair stand up? :yikes:
 

MerF

You smell funny
As a matter of fact, it did. :diva:

Is it wrong that I tricked the hound into touching the thing next before I tried to play with it again? She lived, so I was willing to give it another go. :lmao:
 
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fishn guy

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MerF said:
As a matter of fact, it did. :diva:

Is it wrong that I tricked the hound into touching the thing next before I tried to play with it again? She lived, so I was willing to give it another go. :lmao:
Id hate to see what kind of shape youd be in if you lost your tv....
Dork,
 

MJ

Material Girl
PREMO Member
MerF said:
As a matter of fact, it did. :diva:

Is it wrong that I tricked the hound into touching the thing next before I tried to play with it again? She lived, so I was willing to give it another go. :lmao:
:killingme


...well maybe. :cheesy: I keep shocking my poor lab on the nose when she comes up to nuzzle.
 

MerF

You smell funny
fishn guy said:
Id hate to see what kind of shape youd be in if you lost your tv....
Dork,
Dude, no kidding. I'd just crawl up into the fetus position and proceed to poop all over myself. :ohwell:
 
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fishn guy

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MerF said:
Dude, no kidding. I'd just crawl up into the fetus position and proceed to poop all over myself. :ohwell:
Your gayness killed my forum..
 
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