It's tough being a dwarf

[saddlemount]

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression's made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"

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"I couldn't even get on the bed."

 

[migtig]

 

[Larry Gude]

Guffaw...

 

[Chain729]

I'm not a fan of midgets, but I suppose they need love to and there's someone out there that'll give it to them :shrug:

Wonder if she'd have helped him up if he gave her a couple extra bucks?

 

[BadGirl]

It's tough being a dwarf?


Just as Morgie for her first-hand testimonial to that fact.

 

[Pasofever]

 

[morganj614]

Biting my tongue but I do need a step stool for my man's bed with the new, deep mattress

And nobody say a word or

 

[Chain729]

Biting my tongue but I do need a step stool for my man's bed with the new, deep mattress

And nobody say a word or

At least you don't need to invest in knee pads :shrug:

 

[morganj614]

At least you don't need to invest in knee pads :shrug:

He's not tall, the bed is.

 

[jazz lady]

Biting my tongue but I do need a step stool for my man's bed with the new, deep mattress

And nobody say a word or

One word: trampoline.

 

[morganj614]

One word: trampoline.

As in Tramp O Line?

 

[jazz lady]

As in Tramp O Line?

Well, they don't make Ho O Lines. :shrug:

 

[morganj614]

Well, they don't make Ho O Lines. :shrug:

 

[jazz lady]

OMG, it's been a hell of a day...and in an absolutely strange and spectacular way. I so very, very much needed it and just can't stop laughing and smiling. Thank you everyone.

 

[Pasofever]

OMG, it's been a hell of a day...and in an absolutely strange and spectacular way. I so very, very much needed it and just can't stop laughing and smiling. Thank you everyone.