I've slept with 1,000 men so far...

Misfit

Misfit

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I've slept with 1,000 men so far - I don't care if people judge me! - mirror.co.uk

After spotting a gorgeous young man on her way to the shops, Crystal Warren couldn’t wait to speak to him on her way home. She’d spent her whole grocery trip daydreaming about where they could sneak off for some illicit sex.

Two hours later, after flirting outrageously with the total stranger and talking her way into his bed, she was back at home, delighted at how her afternoon had panned out.
 
bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
Misfit said:
I've slept with 1,000 men so far - I don't care if people judge me! - mirror.co.uk

After spotting a gorgeous young man on her way to the shops, Crystal Warren couldn’t wait to speak to him on her way home. She’d spent her whole grocery trip daydreaming about where they could sneak off for some illicit sex.

Two hours later, after flirting outrageously with the total stranger and talking her way into his bed, she was back at home, delighted at how her afternoon had panned out.
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And here I was expecting this to be about ThatGuy
 
DEEKAYPEE8569

DEEKAYPEE8569

Well-Known Member
Misfit said:
I've slept with 1,000 men so far - I don't care if people judge me! - mirror.co.uk

After spotting a gorgeous young man on her way to the shops, Crystal Warren couldn’t wait to speak to him on her way home. She’d spent her whole grocery trip daydreaming about where they could sneak off for some illicit sex.

Two hours later, after flirting outrageously with the total stranger and talking her way into his bed, she was back at home, delighted at how her afternoon had panned out.
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She's got an okay shape guessing, based on that oe pic, I guess.
But the beer goggles would have to be PRETTY thick to do anything.
 
Baja28

Baja28

Obama destroyed America

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Baja28

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
On a bad day I’d have sex with seven different guys in 24 hours, sometimes a few at a time. It was difficult to fit it all in the day. I would sleep with a man in the morning, one at lunch and then as many as possible in the evening.”
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pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
Misfit said:
After 1000 men I'd imagine she's pretty good at it.
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Ummmmm, I'd rather the guy who's been with less women and is interested in learning what I like than the one that's been with a crapload and thinks he knows it all.... Just sayin'......
 
DEEKAYPEE8569

DEEKAYPEE8569

Well-Known Member
pixiegirl said:
Ummmmm, I'd rather the guy who's been with less women and is interested in learning what I like than the one that's been with a crapload and thinks he knows it all.... Just sayin'......
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OOH! OOH! OOH! pickmepickme
What? You didn't think I would say something?
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Kinda kewl seeing a woman put the lie to men and what we SAY we want vs. what we're actually like.

“We met in a club and slept together that night,” she says. “I told him about my high sex drive and he smiled like all his Christmases had come at once. For a while he kept up. I needed it at least five times a day. But when I started waking him in the middle of the night and first thing in the morning, he started to resist. I was so angry when he told me he couldn’t give me what I wanted, so after two years I went elsewhere.
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I can imagine her saying to him "You're gonna get what you want. Now, let's see if you want what you're gonna get." :lol:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Of course, this whole story is bull#### to begin with.

“On a bad day I’d have sex with seven different guys in 24 hours, sometimes a few at a time. It was difficult to fit it all in the day. I would sleep with a man in the morning, one at lunch and then as many as possible in the evening.”
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A year of 'bad' days for our heroine would be 2,500 different guys. In one year.



Typical woman; no good at math.

:lmao:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Gilligan said:
:killingme:killingme


Yr on yr own though pal....good luck.
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Well, think about it. The story claims she picks up strange men all the time since, what, her mid 20's? 7 STRANGERS is a bad day? 15 years, one stranger a day is 5,500. Call it 3,500 if you count days shut down for...maintenance and repairs.

It's a bull#### story.

Now, I have no doubt that, if she was banging her one boyfriend 5 times a day for two years, he got tired of it thus, she put the lie to us boys putting it in our profile "I want it all day, every day!" We might think about it that much but, when it comes to it, nobody wants Filet Mignon 5 times. For two years. Let alone 15.

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Gilligan

Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
Well..I like to do my own research to try and determine the veracity of any story or claim. I called left a message.....
 
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