Jack Handey's QOTD 8/9 Rainy Day Letdown

Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, 'within reason.' When I asked her what she meant by 'within reason,' she said, 'You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man.'

- Jack Handey
 

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thakidistight said:
Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, 'within reason.' When I asked her what she meant by 'within reason,' she said, 'You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man.'

- Jack Handey
Your mama would never say that..........
 
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