Jesus in a bar

[SamSpade]

Jesus walks into a neighborhood bar.

Some construction workers see him and have the waitress send him a beer with their compliments.

Jesus thanks them, then notices that one has a broken arm. So he heals the arm and sits back down at his table.

Then some office workers greet him and send him a glass of white wine. Jesus notices that one of them has a really bad case of carpal tunnel, so he heals her.

As they are thanking him, Jesus notices a redneck sipping beer at the end of the bar.

The redneck growls, "Don't you come near me. I'm on disability."

 

[virgovictoria]

Jesus walks into a neighborhood bar.

Some construction workers see him and have the waitress send him a beer with their compliments.

Jesus thanks them, then notices that one has a broken arm. So he heals the arm and sits back down at his table.

Then some office workers greet him and send him a glass of white wine. Jesus notices that one of them has a really bad case of carpal tunnel, so he heals her.

As they are thanking him, Jesus notices a redneck sipping beer at the end of the bar.

The redneck growls, "Don't you come near me. I'm on disability."

Was this at Toot's last Friday?

 

[SamSpade]

Was this at Toot's last Friday?

Nah - I wasn't there. But I probably will be Saturday. Buy me a beer!

 

[MMDad]

Jesus walks into a neighborhood bar.

Some construction workers see him and have the waitress send him a beer with their compliments.

Jesus thanks them, then notices that one has a broken arm. So he heals the arm and sits back down at his table.

Then some office workers greet him and send him a glass of white wine. Jesus notices that one of them has a really bad case of carpal tunnel, so he heals her.

As they are thanking him, Jesus notices JPC Sr. sipping beer at the end of the bar.

JPC Sr. growls, "Don't you come near me. I'm on disability."

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