ViolaceousTiger
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This is kind of cheesy but I got it from my church bullentin...
A burglar got into a house one night. In the dark he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around nervously, but then went bck to searching for valuables. Then he heard again, "Jesus is watching you." This time he shone his light around the room and saw a parrot. He asked, "Did you say that?"
The parrot said, "Yes, I'm trying to warn you, that's all."
The burgular said, "Warn me? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Moses"
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'"?
The bird answered, "I don't know, I guess the same folks would would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."
A burglar got into a house one night. In the dark he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around nervously, but then went bck to searching for valuables. Then he heard again, "Jesus is watching you." This time he shone his light around the room and saw a parrot. He asked, "Did you say that?"
The parrot said, "Yes, I'm trying to warn you, that's all."
The burgular said, "Warn me? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Moses"
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'"?
The bird answered, "I don't know, I guess the same folks would would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."