Jigsaw puzzle

[OrneryPest]

President George W. Bush was relaxing in the White House one day, and he called to Laura who was in another room, "Oh Laura, I found this really wonderful jigsaw puzzle but I can't even begin to figure out how to get it started."

Laura asked, "What's it supposed to be?"

George answered, "According to the picture on the box it's supposed to be a picture of a tiger."

So Laura came in and took one look and said, "Now, George, just relax and I'll pour you a nice drink and then we'll put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

[heavenly was]

Q: What do you call a stupid idiot on the internet?

A: OrneryPest!

 

[Chain729]

Q: What do you call a stupid idiot on the internet?

A: OrneryPest!

This coming from a schmuck who's intellect is rivaled only by garden tools.

Reading most of his posts, make you think. Reading most of yours, make you drop IQ points at a rate matched only by day-time TV.

 

[heavenly was]

This coming from a schmuck who's intellect is rivaled only by garden tools.

Reading most of his posts, make you think. Reading most of yours, make you drop IQ points at a rate matched only by day-time TV.

You should probly stop reading my posts then if you want to save your iq because it's already taking hits...It's 'whose' in case you were wondering. I wonder what megaman's iq is?

 

[Chain729]

You should probly stop reading my posts then if you want to save your iq because it's already taking hits...It's 'whose' in case you were wondering. I wonder what megaman's iq is?

Oh high and mighty keyboard warrior! I wish could come up with grammar and spelling correction comebacks like thou! They are oh, so brutal and only those with highest intellect ever use them as a first line of defense!