Job Opportunity: The Smithsonian Is Hiring a Beer Historian

[Misfit]

https://americanhistory.si.edu/site...tory_Historian job announcement_7-22-2016.pdf

Historian / Scholar
American Brewing History Initiative
IS-11 ($64,650 plus benefits)

The Smithsonian Food History project at the National Museum of American History, in Washington, DC, is seeking a professional historian / scholar to conduct archival and field research for a new initiative on American brewing history, with special emphasis on the craft industry.

 

[RoseRed]

Sounds better than drinking cockroach milk...

 

[Misfit]

Sounds better than drinking cockroach milk...

Pays more too.

 

[RoseRed]

Pays more too.

Did you apply?

 

[Misfit]

Did you apply?

No, I'm more the connoisseur than historian.

…and all the overtime I get at the Dollar General makes it really hard for me to leave.

 

[Gilligan]

I'd be a failure at that job. I can see it now....the entire museum inventory reduced to a collection of empty bottles and cans in a few months.

 

[vraiblonde]

My former son-in-law is perfect for that job.

 

[Gilligan]

…and all the overtime I get at the Dollar General makes it really hard for me to leave.

 

[RoseRed]

No, I'm more the connoisseur than historian. …and all the overtime I get at the Dollar General makes it really hard for me to leave.

I'll stop in and say hello next time I need toilet paper.