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[Sharon]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned....couldn't concentrate.

Then, I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

I finally got a job as a historian until I realized that there was no future in it.

SO, I RETIRED, AND FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!

 

[justhangn]

He couldn't book a job as a librarian or land a job at the airport? :shrug:

 

[Sharon]

JH

He tried to be a barber but found he wasn't cut out for it.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by Sharon
He tried to be a barber but found he wasn't cut out for it.

Maybe he could have poured himself into being a bartender or take a shot working at the range?