Joe Camel would be proud

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Apologies if this is a repost...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke with a good old Camel cigarette, when it started to rain.

One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued to smoke her Camel.

Old Lady 1: What's that?

Old Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Old Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Old Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Old Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over <NOBR>80 years</NOBR> of age. But very delicately the pharmacist asks Old Lady 1 what brand she prefers.

The elderly lady replied, "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
 
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