Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
Apologies if this is a repost...
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke with a good old Camel cigarette, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued to smoke her Camel.
Old Lady 1: What's that?
Old Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Old Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Old Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Old Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over <NOBR>80 years</NOBR> of age. But very delicately the pharmacist asks Old Lady 1 what brand she prefers.
The elderly lady replied, "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke with a good old Camel cigarette, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued to smoke her Camel.
Old Lady 1: What's that?
Old Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Old Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Old Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Old Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over <NOBR>80 years</NOBR> of age. But very delicately the pharmacist asks Old Lady 1 what brand she prefers.
The elderly lady replied, "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."