John Kerry is a Saint

Sharon

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(Note - this is purely anecdotal)

John Kerry was going to visit the Basilica of the Assumption in Baltimore as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit
to the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say "John Kerry is a saint."

The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.

Kerry shows up, and as the Mass progresses the Cardinal begins his homily.

"John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known.

But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
 

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
Originally posted by Sharon
[B"John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known.

But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint." [/B]
:biggrin: It's twoo!! It's twoo!! Good one, Sharon.
 
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