Joke of the Month

[valentino]

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why, do you hate freedom?

 

[vraiblonde]

Q: How many Clinton Administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They only promise change.

 

[vraiblonde]

Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None - he only screws interns.

 

[Bruzilla]

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why, do you hate freedom?

I would say one, Dick Cheney, as I'm always hearing how he's the one doing everything at the White House. Plus I can just picture him sitting in a cabinet meeting, watching the bulb flickering, and saying "dammit! Get me a ladder so I can get that dang thing fixed. It's driving me nuts!"

 

[SmallTown]

I would say one, Dick Cheney, as I'm always hearing how he's the one doing everything at the White House. Plus I can just picture him sitting in a cabinet meeting, watching the bulb flickering, and saying "dammit! Get me a ladder so I can get that dang thing fixed. It's driving me nuts!"

figured he would just tell the bulb to screw itself :shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

figured he would just tell the bulb to screw itself :shrug:

Please make your answer in the form of a joke. To wit:

Q: How many Dick Cheney's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None - he tells it to screw itself.

Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[SmallTown]

Please make your answer in the form of a joke. To wit:

Q: How many Dick Cheney's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None - he tells it to screw itself.

Thank you for your cooperation.

sorry

 

[Larry Gude]

That's...

figured he would just tell the bulb to screw itself :shrug:

...a good 'un!

 

[Bruzilla]

Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb in Hillary's bedroom?
A: None. There are never any men in Hillary's bedroom.

 

[Larry Gude]

I can't tell you how...

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why, do you hate freedom?

...refeshing it is that the left actually acknowledges that good 'ol Dubya even knows what a lightbulb is.

Progress, I tell yah, progress!