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A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first-grade class using
a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children all the same kind of Lifesaver
and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color is it?"
The children began to say, "Red . . . cherry . . . yellow . . .lemon . .
green . . .lime . . . orange . . .orange."
He said, "very good."
Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children sucked on them
for a while, but couldn't decipher the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you a
clue. It's what your mother would call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled:
"Everybody! spit it out, they're *******s!"
a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children all the same kind of Lifesaver
and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color is it?"
The children began to say, "Red . . . cherry . . . yellow . . .lemon . .
green . . .lime . . . orange . . .orange."
He said, "very good."
Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children sucked on them
for a while, but couldn't decipher the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you a
clue. It's what your mother would call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled:
"Everybody! spit it out, they're *******s!"
