JPC vote pool

[BS Gal]

So who went to his League of Women voters thing last night?

 

[harleygirl]

What was discussed?? How did he do?

 

[Bronwyn]

I'll say 300. Votes of the stupid, drunk, insane, and ignorant. Not everyone has a computer, and they have never heard his drivel on this site.

 

[BS Gal]

What was discussed?? How did he do?

He discussed growth in the County and how he would deal with BRAC, which, in itself, was amusing. I noticed a few people shaking their heads in disbelief. Bohanan was a gentleman and did not once break out into laughter.

 

[jazz lady]

I think he will get more anti-Bohannon votes than votes for him. I'm going to say 385.

 

[Tonio]

Not everyone has a computer, and they have never heard his drivel on this site.

You have a point. I think a collection of JPC quotes would make a great letter to the editor, or even a campaign ad.

 

[Pete]

I have JP's "campaign card." It's a business card with his platform, as follows:

1. To stop the Havy Base expansion and save our rural community.
2. To reform the child support laws and become family friendly .

See this is the bullshiat. "Family friendly" child support to the normal person typically means he is tough on child support enforcement, not ending it. Could be a brilliant move but I am betting that he ran out of room on the index card to write "deadbroke separated parent".

 

[BS Gal]

See this is the bullshiat. "Family friendly" child support to the normal person typically means he is tough on child support enforcement, not ending it. Could be a brilliant move but I am betting that he ran out of room on the index card to write "deadbroke separated parent".

I got you a card.

 

[tirdun]

Please tell me that "Havy Base" is what it says on the card and that's not a typo on your part.

Pleeeeeeease!

And I can't believe it doesn't say "Firebox Trailers" anywhere on the card!

 

[hvp05]

2. To reform the child support laws and become family friendly.

When he gave this to you, you should have taken your pen, made a slight alteration and given it back to him.

I would love to see him fly into a rage about slander after reading "deadbeat friendly".

 

[BS Gal]

Please tell me that "Havy Base" is what it says on the card and that's not a typo on your part.

Pleeeeeeease!

And I can't believe it doesn't say "Firebox Trailers" anywhere on the card!

Crap that was my typo. To his credit, there are no typos on the card. Sorry about that.

Well, actually, upon closer inspection he has "Candidate JP. Cusick," no period between the J and the P.

 

[bdh802]

My guess is 16

Sorry about that Pete. I'll change my answer to 12. That's probably a little more realistic anyway.

 

[tirdun]

Crap that was my typo. To his credit, there are no typos on the card. Sorry about that.

No biggie.
Typos on a forum = meh, typos on JPC's handout card = funny!

 

[2ndAmendment]

248.

He walks up and down Great Mills road and goes to several of the churches (He hasn't come to ours since both ministers told him he was wrong about satan going to heaven.), so I figure he has to have met some unsuspecting or equally deranged (Great Mills Rd.) people along the way that might vote.

 

[Sharon]

Are they really going to put his name on the ballot?

 

[itsbob]

I'm thing 7, and one won't be his son..

 

[Tina2001aniT]

I'm thing 7, and one won't be his son..

Do you know thing 1 and thing 2???

 

[Tina2001aniT]

I am going with 86 votes.....

 

[jazz lady]

I'm thing 7, and one won't be his son..

I'm going with 7, His and a 6 packs worth.

Copycat. Pick again, bob...

 

[Sharon]

Do you know thing 1 and thing 2???