Judge To Justin Bieber: Join The Marine Corps Or Go To Jail

[BOP]

MIAMI — A Miami judge is giving troubled pop star Justin Bieber a choice in punishment following his arrest on Thursday: Join the Marine Corps or go to jail.

Bieber faces charges of drunk driving, resisting arrest, and driving without a license. He also reportedly refused to cooperate with officers on the scene and used “choice words” when police tried to question him and administer a cursory pat down and field sobriety test.

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/01/justin-bieber-drunk-driving/#ixzz3pWSMQKOt

 

[Monello]

Why doesn't he get deported? Clearly he can't seem to follow our laws.

 

[Hank]

Awwwwww..... Psy(cho)Ops, is not gonna be happy about this story!

 

[rhenderson]

Okay, BOP! You got me!

 

[PJay]

I wish

 

[itsbob]

Duffleblog.. the military equivalent of the Onion..

But what is suggested "Military or jail" has been illegal since the mid 80s..

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

MIAMI — A Miami judge is giving troubled pop star Justin Bieber a choice in punishment following his arrest on Thursday: Join the Marine Corps or go to jail.

Bieber faces charges of drunk driving, resisting arrest, and driving without a license. He also reportedly refused to cooperate with officers on the scene and used “choice words” when police tried to question him and administer a cursory pat down and field sobriety test.

Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/01/justin-bieber-drunk-driving/#ixzz3pWSMQKOt

Just punt his azz back to Canada, ay?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Duffleblog.. the military equivalent of the Onion..

But what is suggested "Military or jail" has been illegal since the mid 80s..

I know someone that was a marine and said they had that choice in 1995.

 

[DoWhat]

I know someone that was a marine and said they had that choice in 1995.

How long did they last?

 

[itsbob]

I know someone that was a marine and said they had that choice in 1995.

Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it can't be done..

But he may have been bragging trying to earn some street cred..

 

[PeoplesElbow]

How long did they last?

Cant remember if he said 6 or 8 years. He was a pretty decent AT but had the personality of a worn out jock strap.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it can't be done..

But he may have been bragging trying to earn some street cred..

Maybe, I can't imagine someone with a job requiring a security clearance bragging about being a heroin user as a juvenile though.

 

[Chuckt]

Just because it's illegal doesn't mean it can't be done..

But he may have been bragging trying to earn some street cred..

It depends on what the law says but basically the Marines aren't going to hand a loaded firearm to a criminal and certain arrests make you ineligible now.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/marinejoin/a/criminal.-um-.htm