nhboy
Ubi bene ibi patria
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…
* Broiled Missionary: $10.00
* Fried Explorer: $15.00
* Pickled Pygmy: $20.00
* Grilled Republican: $100.00
* Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for these last two?” The cook replied, "Man, they’re so full of crap it takes all morning to clean one.”
* Broiled Missionary: $10.00
* Fried Explorer: $15.00
* Pickled Pygmy: $20.00
* Grilled Republican: $100.00
* Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for these last two?” The cook replied, "Man, they’re so full of crap it takes all morning to clean one.”
Good one!
