SxyPrincess
New Member
...short ones 
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and
rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Bec! ause it's worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it
alone.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a
golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a
cliff in your new car.
Q.What is the difference between a drug dealer
and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and
rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Bec! ause it's worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it
alone.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a
golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a
cliff in your new car.
Q.What is the difference between a drug dealer
and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
