Just five minutes...

[Kyle]

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for
about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked-nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So I called him a piece horse crap. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first... then started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Of course I didn't give a damn--my car was parked around the corner.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[Tonio]

Of course, if you pushed it too far, your strategy might backfire and the cop would give you a wood shampoo!

 

[giggles04]

Too funny!!!!!

 

[jrogers]

Of course I didn't give a damn--my car was parked around the corner