Just in case you were wondering.....

tater

New Member
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A whale's penis is called a dork.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself.
101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.




Lucky pigs.........sheeesh
:D
 

James D

Member
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.


This ususally works for anything that has a grip on you.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
Do I dare ask how they might have come up with their data? Guh...
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Originally posted by vraiblonde
Do I dare ask how they might have come up with their data? Guh...

MmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeOooooooooooooooooooooowww! Whap!
 

Sierra39

Hairball Magnet
I wanna know where all the killer donkeys live! And what do people do to provoke them enough to drive them to kill?? :D

And if you're "dorking around" what, precisely, are you doing??

And did they do an experiment dropping people from balconies, too?? (If so, I wouldn't mind volunteering some of the folks at my office for the field trials...)
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Originally posted by Sierra39
I wanna know where all the killer donkeys live! And what do people do to provoke them enough to drive them to kill?? :D


Tonight on Animal Channel: "Dangerous Donkeys: The Ultimate Killing Machines"... :D
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Originally posted by jetmonkey
Haven't you seen the video of that donkey chasing that guy around his field? Somehow this guy ends up in this field with his pants around his ankles, and this donkey with a boner just isn't taking no for an answer. Fortunately his friend had the presence of mind to keep rolling tape instead of saving his buddy's virginity. God bless the internet!
I have seen that one - OMG!!!!:barf:
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
:lmao:

I think I'm gonna kill this before every thread I posted in ends up being a 100+ pages! :lmao:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Originally posted by Kyle955
:lmao:

I think I'm gonna kill this before every thread I posted in ends up being a 100+ pages! :lmao:

The Board Mommy is going to come after you...
 
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