Keep selling aviation manuals to people named Mahmoud Maawad

vraiblonde

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Bogart said:
Keep selling aviation manuals to people named Mahmoud Maawad
But make sure you shake down the middle-aged American woman and her teenage daughter WELL because you never know who's a terrorist and who's not and god forbid you should racially profile!
 

Vince

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Maawad, who is in the United States illegally, told the judge during a hearing Thursday that he is studying science and economics at the University of Memphis.

Studying science and economics. They forgot his alternate course of study on How to become a suicide aircraft pilot in three easy lessons.
 

Bustem' Down

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Every once and a while they pick up something like this and I'm not sure how to take it. They can't get into the cabins anymore and any hijacked plane now will go down just like flt 93. The only thing that made Sep 11th possible is that in hijackings before, they were trying to take the plane and take it somewhere. Now, no one will sit tight so the plan is no longer plausible. Makes me wonder if these are independant criminals or copycats because as much as I hate them, Al Queda and Bin Laden are smarter than this.
 

Mikeinsmd

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Bustem' Down said:
Every once and a while they pick up something like this and I'm not sure how to take it. They can't get into the cabins anymore and any hijacked plane now will go down just like flt 93. The only thing that made Sep 11th possible is that in hijackings before, they were trying to take the plane and take it somewhere. Now, no one will sit tight so the plan is no longer plausible. Makes me wonder if these are independant criminals or copycats because as much as I hate them, Al Queda and Bin Laden are smarter than this.
Maybe one of these clowns will hijack an al jazeera chartered jet and fly it into the ACLU headquarters!! :jet:
 

vraiblonde

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Bustem' Down said:
Al Queda and Bin Laden are smarter than this.
And obviously smarter than the people in charge of airline security. :rolleyes:

If I ever see that Richard Reid person, I will beat the living #### out of him because now you cannot take lighters or matches aboard a plane, for fear someone will use them to light their shoe bomb. So after a 5 hour flight, you no longer have the means to run outside and smoke while waiting for your baggage to come around, unless there is some kind soul who is waiting to depart and they'll bum you a light. Possibly a plot by the Bic people? So you'll have to buy a new lighter in each city you visit?

If I were bin Laden, I'd be having some fun with this. "Hey, let's send some stooge on a plane and have him get caught with plastique up his butt. Then the security people will start doing full body cavity searches on every passenger. Hee hee!"

Steeempy, you eeediot!
 

Hot N Bothered

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I wonder what brought this guy to the attention of the FBI

Maawad had ordered $3,000 in aviation materials, including DVDs titled "Ups and Downs of Takeoffs and Landings," "Airplane Talk," "Mental Math for Pilots" and "Mastering GPS Flying," FBI agent Thad Gulczynski testified.

Oh, that might have done it. :dork:
 
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czygvtwkr

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He could have just been looking for a way to sabatoge that plane, you know get a job as a baggage handler, sneak off in throw monkey wrench in avionics bay #2 and hope nobody notices.
 
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