ServiceGuy
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A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells
at him, "Hey! Come over here buddy!"
The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse
is standing and asks, "Were you talking to me?"
The horse replies, "Sure was. Man, I've got a problem. I won the
Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this stupid farmer bought me.
Now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run
up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I'll make you
some money cause I can still run."
The jogger thought to himself, "Boy a talking horse!" Dollar signs
started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house to where
the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger yells to the
farmer, "Hey old man, I'll give you $5,000 for that broken-down
old nag you've got in the field."
The farmer replies, "Son, this has happened before. You can't
believe anything that darn horse says. He's never even been
to Kentucky."
at him, "Hey! Come over here buddy!"
The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse
is standing and asks, "Were you talking to me?"
The horse replies, "Sure was. Man, I've got a problem. I won the
Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this stupid farmer bought me.
Now all I do is pull a plow and I'm sick of it. Why don't you run
up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I'll make you
some money cause I can still run."
The jogger thought to himself, "Boy a talking horse!" Dollar signs
started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house to where
the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger yells to the
farmer, "Hey old man, I'll give you $5,000 for that broken-down
old nag you've got in the field."
The farmer replies, "Son, this has happened before. You can't
believe anything that darn horse says. He's never even been
to Kentucky."