Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan for Better America

[Warron]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4032

"WICHITA, KS—Delivering the central speech of his 10-day "Solution For America" bus campaign tour Monday, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point plan for a better America: the removal of George W. Bush from the White House."

 

[Sparx]

COOL, Sounds like a great plan to me.

 

[BuddyLee]

Originally posted by Sparx
COOL, Sounds like a great plan to me.

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by Sparx
COOL, Sounds like a great plan to me.

Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

 

[BuddyLee]

Originally posted by Pete
Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

His remains rest in a prince albert can beside the large pine tree in Jazz's back yard.

 

[xusnret]

10 out of 10 terrorist agree with this plan

 

[BuddyLee]

Originally posted by xusnret
10 out of 10 terrorist agree with this plan

Nice fear tactic you have there.

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by xusnret
10 out of 10 terrorist agree with this plan

And Kim Jong Il gives it two thumbs up!