Ketchup is "contraband"!

[crabcake]

Kwillia wouldn't like this at all!

One student at Basha High School in Chandler was disciplined after being caught with a ketchup bottle two days in a row. And the principal said the school called the parents of several others found with the contraband.

 

[Vince]

I can see it now. Kwillia would be outside the school picketing with a big sign.

NO KETCHUP, NO SCHOOL!!!

 

[Somdmommy]

The smuggling began after the school cafeteria limited students to three packets of ketchup per hamburger. You can get extra packets, but they cost 25 cents each.

I thought most schools went to those pumps?

They can bring their own packets to stomp, but the kids that want to use it cant bring a whole bottle!!

 

[Lugnut]

Leonardtown middle school has squeeze bottles and doesn't limit the amount of ketchup a kid uses.

 

[willie]

If it was Heinz Ketchup, I can understand that.

 

[crabcake]

If it was Heinz Ketchup, I can understand that.

 

[kwillia]

Leonardtown middle school has squeeze bottles and doesn't limit the amount of ketchup a kid uses.

That's why I chose to raise my children in the LMS school district...

 

[kwillia]

The policy was adopted because administrators were fed up with students stomping on ketchup packets and squirting the red goo on sidewalks and hallways.

This is ketchup abuse and therefore, the little snits do not deserve to have ketchup...

 

[K_Jo]

Wish I'd thought about smuggling in my own bottle of Heinz. School ketchup was nasty! Catsup.

 

[MMDad]

Wish I'd thought about smuggling in my own bottle of Heinz. School ketchup was nasty! Catsup.

All ketchup/catsup is nasty.

I understand why kids like it - sweetend junk to make food more palatable - but why would any adult eat that junk? It's just disgusting nasty redneck dipping sauce.

 

[Lugnut]

All ketchup/catsup is nasty.

I understand why kids like it - sweetend junk to make food more palatable - but why would any adult eat that junk? It's just disgusting nasty redneck dipping sauce.

You dip rednecks in it? Well no wonder it tastes nasty...

 

[MMDad]

You dip rednecks in it? Well no wonder it tastes nasty...

 

[crabcake]

All ketchup/catsup is nasty.

I understand why kids like it - sweetend junk to make food more palatable - but why would any adult eat that junk? It's just disgusting nasty redneck dipping sauce.

Kwillia's gonna have you for dinner and brunch tomorrow for saying that.

 

[kwillia]

Kwillia's gonna have you for dinner and brunch tomorrow for saying that.

Not at all... it just ads to the opinion I've already formed about him...

 

[crabcake]

Not at all... it just ads to the opinion I've already formed about him...

Not even with a side of ketchup?