Kids are too funny.

[SoccerMom2]

I decided to make a big breakfast as if it was the weekend. I made banana pancakes, bacon, sausage,toast and eggs. Well my Daughter ate everything but the eggs. I was fine with that she ate everything else. My Son got down from the table but my Daughter didn't want to so i left her there and started to clean up. Next thing i notice she takes her eggs and puts in on her brothers plate and eats it. Why i don't know. I just thought it was too funny.

 

[kvj21075]

will u be my mom?

 

[SoccerMom2]

will u be my mom?

On sundays i make a egg casserole type thing. It has english muffins on the bottom with about 12 eggs mixed with cheese onions, potatoes. topped with sausage and bacon.

 

[kvj21075]

what time? ill be there!!! lol

 

[RareBreed]

My husband tells me the day's conversation from dropping off and picking up our youngest from preschool. Here's an excerpt from today's:
He told me that the dog has squitos because she is always scratching herself. If she were to get fleas, they would eat her bones.

 

[SoccerMom2]

My husband tells me the day's conversation from dropping off and picking up our youngest from preschool. Here's an excerpt from today's:
He told me that the dog has squitos because she is always scratching herself. If she were to get fleas, they would eat her bones.

Lol! Kids you got to love them. My Son is learning about death. Family pets our dying left and right. His fav. dog Coco died 2 years ago every time he sees a picture he looks at it shaking his head say she dead. She is all bones now. She went into the light.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

Tuesday morning my daughter got out of bed and had to go tinkle. We go in the bathroom and she pees and prompty says I'm done. I unrolled the toliet paper and handed to her. She grins, looks up and me and says, "Thanks mom, you're a genius!"

So it has now been confirmed, I can unroll toliet paper and become an instant genius.

 

[SoccerMom2]

Tuesday morning my daughter got out of bed and had to go tinkle. We go in the bathroom and she pees and prompty says I'm done. I unrolled the toliet paper and handed to her. She grins, looks up and me and says, "Thanks mom, you're a genius!"

So it has now been confirmed, I can unroll toliet paper and become an instant genius.

My son told me that he was full of poop because he couldn't stop pooping. I wish i could get all this on tape. I would be rich!

 

[CRHS89]

My preschooler asked if God made everything. Without waiting for an answer he said God makes everything but rocks. So I asked who made rocks and he said "they are brought on trucks".

 

[SoccerMom2]

My preschooler asked if God made everything. Without waiting for an answer he said God makes everything but rocks. So I asked who made rocks and he said "they are brought on trucks".

Thats cute.