What Is The Proper Age To Get Married?
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work any more, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
-Judy, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"
-Tom, age 5
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Mike, age 10
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
-Jim, age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
-Kally, age 9
The Great Debate: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!"
-Lynette, age 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
-Kenny, age 7
Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
-Jan, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
-Harlen, age 8
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."
-Andrew, age 6
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work any more, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
-Judy, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"
-Tom, age 5
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Mike, age 10
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
-Jim, age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
-Kally, age 9
The Great Debate: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!"
-Lynette, age 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
-Kenny, age 7
Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
-Jan, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
-Harlen, age 8
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."
-Andrew, age 6
