Kinoki Foot Pads...

[Pandora]

I am going to post this here because these reviews are a scream.

We've all seen the commercials, Kinoki claims that all you do is stick these pads on your feet to detox your body.

Detox While You Sleep
Simply place ONE PAD on the SOLE of your FOOT (or a targeted body part such as the shoulder or knee) before going to bed. By morning, the pad will have captured toxins eliminated from your body, turning the white pad to a shade from gray to black. Use a fresh pad each night until the color on the pad becomes lighter and lighter when removed in the morning.

Kinoki Reviews - Kinoki Detox Foot Pads

You might see that 90 people said they worked, but go down and read the comments, it worked - they got my money.

 

[wineo]

I am going to post this here because these reviews are a scream.

We've all seen the commercials, Kinoki claims that all you do is stick these pads on your feet to detox your body.

Kinoki Reviews - Kinoki Detox Foot Pads

You might see that 90 people said they worked, but go down and read the comments, it worked - they got my money.

Saw something on the news about that, they put vinager in the pads and that's why they turn black. It was something like that.

 

[GWguy]

I am going to post this here because these reviews are a scream.

We've all seen the commercials, Kinoki claims that all you do is stick these pads on your feet to detox your body.

Detox While You Sleep
Simply place ONE PAD on the SOLE of your FOOT (or a targeted body part such as the shoulder or knee) before going to bed. By morning, the pad will have captured toxins eliminated from your body, turning the white pad to a shade from gray to black. Use a fresh pad each night until the color on the pad becomes lighter and lighter when removed in the morning.

Kinoki Reviews - Kinoki Detox Foot Pads

You might see that 90 people said they worked, but go down and read the comments, it worked - they got my money.

Oh, these were good... I got a kick out of the guy who slept with a hooker and wrapped one around his member...

 

[nitwhit3286]

Anonymous - It Worked

Thank you Kinoki, your product protects me from toxins. Being a magic user I am particularly vulnerable to toxins since I have low hitpoints. By placing these on my feet I can confidently attack rogues with poisoned blades without worry. Thank you Kinoki, because of you I was able to reach level 12! oh and my feet smelllll GREAT!!!

P.S. I am a caster and tend to wear light colored cloth robes, I prefer white. My robes use to be dingy all of the time and I couldn't figure out why. I now know it was all the toxins in my body seeping into my robes. I had always put off wearing my +8 magic +2 health +2 speed robes because I didn't want to ruin them. I can say I have been wearing my new robes and look fantastic. I think the elf across the way has noticed me. Any way, thank you again. My life is vastly improved from your man pads.

WTF????? hahah

 

[Kain99]

I wish the dumb things worked!

 

[Pandora]

Oh, these were good... I got a kick out of the guy who slept with a hooker and wrapped one around his member...

I was rolling reading the comments last night.

One of the comments said to just get some garlic and tape it to your feet, just don't walk around or you might fall.

 

[LexiGirl75]

They tested these on the Mike and Juliet show on President's Day. Sad that it doesn't work.

 

[MMDad]

I wish the dumb things worked!

You bought them, didn't you?

 

[Geek]

"Anonymous - Didn't Work

I know that I am full of toxins, since I drink a pint of Jack Daniels, a 12 pack of Stroh's and eat McDonald's daily. I put these on my feet, and they did nothing for a week. Then I read the comment that I may have too many toxins, so I placed a second set on my shins. Still no help.

Then I slept with a prostitute (4 times in one night--maybe it did help my stamina!) and contracted gonorrhea. Then I KNEW that was toxic, so I wrapped one around my male member. Still no help.

Must I go to the evil doctor and follow the advice of someone who studied their life to help people?"


That sounds just like smooth