Kittens

[Dupontster]

Obama is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?" to which the little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
Obama laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," the child says.

"Oh that's cute," Obama says and he runs off.

A couple of days later Obama is running with his buddy Harry Reid and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

Obama says to Harry, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to the boy with the box.

Obama says, "Look in the box Harry, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid, tell my friend Harry what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies, "They're Republicans."

"Whoa!" Obama says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."

 

[Shetiger]

 

[Mousebaby]

:snort:

 

[Baja28]

I got this with a slightly different twist this morning... Worth repeating.

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

 

[Monello]

I thought it might be a thread about this guy.