Not really, I was just trying to think of a more theatrical way to point out that I'm not a guy than simply doing so.
That crap hurt, but it wasn't the excruciating nightmare that everyone threatened it would be. And it does irritate me that many women seem to throw the "you think that hurts, try giving birth!" excuse in the face of a man whenever they complain about pain. Sure, childbirth hurts, c-sections hurt...I'm sure having a scalpel digging around in your groin clipping the pipes does, too, as would castration (which is what happens to cats and dogs during neutering).
Which is why I would happily pay the extra $30 for pain meds for any kitty of mine going under the knife.