Kitty sense of humor...

[Larry Gude]

...one of my worthless cats just couldn't contain himself any longer and HAD to wake me up at 4:30.

So, just as he knew I would, I gotta go wee first.

SPLAT

I look at him and he's like

There's nothing quite like stepping in hours old kitty blap on a hardwood floor at 4:30 in the morning. Except warm kitty blap. It's just amazing how much of their own hair they ingest. No wonder they puke.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Ewwww

Good morning, Larry!

 

[baileydog]

...one of my worthless cats just couldn't contain himself any longer and HAD to wake me up at 4:30.

So, just as he knew I would, I gotta go wee first.

SPLAT

I look at him and he's like

There's nothing quite like stepping in hours old kitty blap on a hardwood floor at 4:30 in the morning. Except warm kitty blap. It's just amazing how much of their own hair they ingest. No wonder they puke.

At least you have a sense of humor about it.

 

[cattitude]

At least you have a sense of humor about it.

He's lucky they didn't sit on him and yak on his chest.

 

[K_Jo]

He's lucky they didn't sit on him and yak on his chest.

He calls the cats worthless.

 

[EmilyP.Deigh]

I hate when my cat does that...she'll find somewhere right in your walking path and puke. It's so gross.

 

[baileydog]

He calls the cats worthless.

Maybe he should try talking nice to his pussy. if someone called me worthless, Id yak on em too.

 

[teverheart2002]

 

[Mousebaby]

My 9 mo. old kitten loves to sleep on your chest and she has a wonderful habit of sneezing in your face at 2 or 3 in the morning. Or she decides you need a bath at an ungodly hour. What sux about that is she starts washing your nose first! So far I haven't had any yak to step in, thank goodness! Sorry Larry, must mean they just LOVE you!

 

[Larry Gude]

No...

My 9 mo. old kitten loves to sleep on your chest and she has a wonderful habit of sneezing in your face at 2 or 3 in the morning. Or she decides you need a bath at an ungodly hour. What sux about that is she starts washing your nose first! So far I haven't had any yak to step in, thank goodness! Sorry Larry, must mean they just LOVE you!

...it means he's a no good, shiftless, IED (Improvsied Ewww Device) laying thug with a sick sense of humor. He laughed so hard I'll bet he he's still asleep trying to recover so he has, maybe, enough energy to lick his azz this evening.

 

[StrwberryKisses]

My cat loves to Sleep on my chest too. Then she is crazy about the sink. I cant go pee with out the cat wanting the water on in the sink. She is as bad as a two year old.

 

[vraiblonde]

I cant go pee with out the cat wanting the water on in the sink.

You pee in the sink?

 

[kwillia]

You pee in the sink?

Well, I suppose once you've rinsed your diva cup in the sink... ain't nothin' sacred...

 

[Mousebaby]

Well, I suppose once you've rinsed your diva cup in the sink... ain't nothin' sacred...

She's definitely got a point there!

 

[princess73]

Cats are really loud when they puke. How did you sleep through that?
But at least the kitty didn't puke in your bed!

 

[Mojo]

Larry, I found you the perfect icon.

ahahaahahaahah

 

[Larry Gude]

Not ours...

Cats are really loud when they puke. How did you sleep through that?
But at least the kitty didn't puke in your bed!

...they're stealth wretchers, dry heavers if you will.