Kathleen Kennedy Townsend was taking stroll outside Baltimore one morning and came upon a little boy trying to give away a litter of puppies. When Kathleen remarked about how cute they were, the little boy said, "Yes, ma'am, they are. They're democrats." Kathleen thought this was so sweet that she told the boy if he still had one left by the weekend, she would be glad take one of them home. The boy agreed and Kathleen walked on.
So comes the weekend and Kathleen is out for a stroll again and notices the little boy with the puppies. She walks up and greets the young man, who has two puppies left. She fawns over both of them and the boy remarks this time, "Only two left ma'am, and they're both republicans." Kathleen quickly sneered and said," But the other day, you said they were democrats." The boy replied, "Well, yes ma'am, but since then, they've opened their eyes."
So comes the weekend and Kathleen is out for a stroll again and notices the little boy with the puppies. She walks up and greets the young man, who has two puppies left. She fawns over both of them and the boy remarks this time, "Only two left ma'am, and they're both republicans." Kathleen quickly sneered and said," But the other day, you said they were democrats." The boy replied, "Well, yes ma'am, but since then, they've opened their eyes."