Ladies, it's time to demand Potty Parity!

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
N.Y. Council Weighs 'Potty Parity' Bill

NEW YORK - Potty parity. Squatters rights. Go ahead, make fun of the fact that several City Council members introduced a bill Wednesday to have more restrooms set aside for women than men in most buildings.

To women — and one male law professor dubbed "the father of potty parity" — it's a matter of gender equity.

"Women need more restroom facilities simply because women take longer," said John F. Banzhaf III, a public interest law professor at George Washington University Law School during a telephone interview Wednesday.

Banzhaf, who was dubbed the "father of potty parity" for filing several court complaints — including the first one on the federal level — wrote recently that these legal cases show that women are standing up for their rights "even if they can't stand up while exercising those rights."

"We would never tolerate a system where women would routinely have to wait five times longer than men to have their blood tested, even if men's and women's blood were tested for different things," Banzhaf argues. "And we shouldn't tolerate a system where women routinely are forced to wait five or more times longer than men to perform a basic and necessary personal function."

So why might women take longer in the bathroom? Because they often have small children to tend to, they wear more clothes, and, as Councilwoman Yvette Clarke put it, there's that anatomical difference.

"We don't have the same type of equipment that men have," said Clarke, one of the main sponsors of the "Restroom Equity Bill."

And women don't use urinals, said Banzhaf, another reason why men can zip in and zip out of restrooms.

Still laughing? You should stop now, Banzhaf said.

"I think the courts are recognizing that restroom facilities are an essential important service," he said.

According to Clarke, similar bills have been adopted in at least 12 states and cities like Pittsburgh and St. Paul, Minn. The uniform plumbing code and the international plumbing code require that more "elimination facilities" be provided for women than men, Banzhaf added.

In most of the states and cities with potty parity laws in place, the ratio is two women's restrooms to one men's room. The bill before the City Council follows that ratio.

Women, of course, are staunch supporters of the bill. Cara Upton of Manhattan said she often would avoid drinking anything when she went to a concert or sporting event just to avoid the long bathroom line.

"I've even resorted going to the men's room when I couldn't wait any longer," said Upton, a "violation" Clarke said she had committed herself.

But most men were not taking potty parity as seriously as Banzhaf.

"The reason women take so long in there is because they're primping," said Jerry McWhorter of Manhattan. "And won't it cost a lot of money to put more bathrooms in?"

Cost is not a defense, said Banzhaf. In most facilities, all that has to be done is change the sign on the restroom door, taking away some men's bathrooms and assigning them to women, he said.

That is currently underway at City Hall, the landmark building where Clarke works.

The bill would apply to arenas, auditoriums, drinking places, meeting halls, theaters, public dance halls and stadiums. New facilities and buildings undergoing substantial renovations would have to comply to the 2:1 ratio. And other buildings would be required to adhere to the ratio as best possible.

Clarke said the bill is a win-win situation for men and women.

"Men won't have to stand there and hold all our packages while we are waiting in line for the bathroom," she said.
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Originally posted by vraiblonde
I have a problem with this. "Equality" means "equal". It doesn't mean "more" or "better".

But don't men's bathroom have both urinals AND stalls? Where I work, there are two bathrooms. The men's has two stalls and two urinals. The women's only has two stalls. Guess which one has lines?
 

crabcake

But wait, there's more...
Originally posted by jazz lady
But don't men's bathroom have both urinals AND stalls? Where I work, there are two bathrooms. The men's has two stalls and two urinals. The women's only has two stalls. Guess which one has lines?

men typically have smaller bladders than women, I believe. not that I'm arguing one point or another ... but that's what I've been told. :ohwell:
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Maybe they could scatter a few of these in the restrooms to handle the higher traffic times...


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Or...

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vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
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Here's the thing - every time you go into a women's restroom there's a gaggle of chicks taking up space by the mirrors. Women like bathrooms. They go hang out in them and talk about their deepest darkest secrets.

Men don't do this. They go in, pee and get out.

I can't see giving women MORE bathrooms to hang out in. Make them come out and be social with their dates. Make them get back to work. If they'd put a bar and some snacks in the restroom, men would never see a woman again.
 

Toxick

Splat
Originally posted by cariblue
But this is not what's causing the long lines. The lines are still for the toilets.


Maybe they should put urinals in women's rooms.



Don't laugh - I've seen women use urinals.

And use them well.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
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Originally posted by cariblue
But this is not what's causing the long lines. The lines are still for the toilets.
That's only because women have to sit there and fiddle around instead of doing their business. I can be in and out in about a minute.

The worst is when it's a one-at-a-time deal. These women get in there and I swear they're giving themselves a makeover or something.

PEE, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!
 

Toxick

Splat
Originally posted by cariblue
But this is not what's causing the long lines. The lines are still for the toilets.


Oh - and I have a theory about the lines....

Women have to strip down to their bare as$ to take a pee. Then put the toilet seat gaskets on, sit down, do their thing, wipe, get up, get dressed and then flush.

As opposed to men who whip it out, whiz, shake, and casually tuck it back in as their walking to the sink.


Why are the lines 5 times longer? Because it takes them 5 times longer to go....



At least that's my theory.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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Originally posted by cariblue
Some things are just more time consuming.
If it takes 10 minutes to tend to feminine hygeine, there's a problem.

Can't help it - I hate bathroom hogs! It stems from being married and never being able to use my own potty. :frown:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Originally posted by cariblue
If I'm in the stall for 10 minutes, you can bet it's stinkin'.

Stop whining.
:razz: You're not supposed to stink up a public bathroom. Didn't you get your Chick Handbook?
 
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