Ladies, just a friendly reminder, it's that time of the year!!

[CityGrl]

Please raise your BIG TOE and repeat after me:
As a member of the Faux Paux Sisterhood, I pledge to follow The Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the
backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow and crusty.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. No matter how much it hurts.

I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat, and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes look like they've been dragged behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in the world is going to make her feet look good.

I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will ensure they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I will promise to go to my local beauty school at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $15 and worth EVERY penny). I say spend another $15.00 and get a even better one.

And finally...

I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...

For all our sakes, please don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other Sisters. May God Bless your Soles as well as your Soul! And may we have "happy feet" all season long.

 

[Kizzy]

I got that e-mail earlier today.

Of course none of this applies to me, because I have Fred Flintstone feet and don't wear sandals.

 

[vraiblonde]

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

Guilty I finally got smart and started carrying a bottle of polish in my purse so I could do a quick paint job when needed. Now at the end of the season, I have to use a sandblaster to get all the layers off

But you did remind me that it's time to make pedi appointments for the girls and me!

 

[CityGrl]

CityGrl = :nastytoes:

A trip for a pedicure is PAST DUE.

 

[Kizzy]

A trip for a pedicure is PAST DUE.

I hate hate hate having my feet touched.

However, I do get pedicures. I just giggle an awful lot. It tickles.

 

[CityGrl]

Okay, I need a man to lotion and massage my feet, while he feeds me peeled grapes naked and serves me cool beverages so I can wear sandals..:sigh:

:keepdreaming:

 

[Kizzy]

Okay, I need a man to lotion and massage my feet, while he feeds me peeled grapes naked and serves me cool beverages so I can wear sandals..:sigh:

Umm Morgan, wake-up, I think you fell asleep again!

 

[K_Jo]

Umm Morgan, wake-up, I think you fell asleep again!

My husband does stuff like that for me all the time.

 

[Kizzy]

remind me to tell you about my foot fetish friend... Oh My Gawd

Will do!


Hey citygrl,

When I read the title, I started checking my breast for lumps. I thought it was that time. Lump check time.

 

[K_Jo]

Will do!


Hey citygrl,

When I read the title, I started checking my breast for lumps. I thought it was that time. Lump check time.

I think Lenny wanted to do that for you.

 

[SmallTown]

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

so that's why you never wore sandals

 

[Kizzy]

I think Lenny wanted to do that for you.

Lenny was mad at me earlier But I think he is over it.

I am fine doing it myself.

 

[Lenny]

My husband does stuff like that for me all the time.

Is he that whooped? Or are you really that good?

 

[sweetpea]

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the
backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

Nor wear sandals that are too big. That's nasty when the sandal is sticking out an inch and a half past your toes!

 

[Lenny]

Lenny was mad at me earlier But I think he is over it.

I am fine doing it myself.

I wasn't mad, I was sad. But I am a champion breast lump finder. I keep at it 'til I find one or two.

 

[Kizzy]

I wasn't mad, I was sad. But I am a champion breast lump finder. I keep at it 'til I find one or two.

 

[K_Jo]

I wasn't mad, I was sad. But I am a champion breast lump finder. I keep at it 'til I find one or two.

I'll bet if you were checking her for lumps, she'd find find your lump pretty quickly.

 

[CityGrl]

Will do!


Hey citygrl,

When I read the title, I started checking my breast for lumps. I thought it was that time. Lump check time.

Well, at least I'm keeping you healthy.

 

[CityGrl]

so that's why you never wore sandals

 

[Chasey_Lane]

When the weather starts to get warm, I always get my toes did.