Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night
Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of
us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer
came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and
stuck it to his left butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20
bill. She called the guy back, licked the $20 bill,
and stuck it to his right butt cheek.
In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my third
friend pulled out a $50 bill, called the guy over, and
licked the $50 bill. I was worried about the way
things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck the
fifty to his left butt cheek again.
My relief was short-lived. The guy raced over to me!!!
Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the
guy was egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain
was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I
do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the
eighty bucks, and left.
Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of
us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer
came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and
stuck it to his left butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20
bill. She called the guy back, licked the $20 bill,
and stuck it to his right butt cheek.
In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my third
friend pulled out a $50 bill, called the guy over, and
licked the $50 bill. I was worried about the way
things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck the
fifty to his left butt cheek again.
My relief was short-lived. The guy raced over to me!!!
Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the
guy was egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain
was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I
do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the
eighty bucks, and left.
