Ladies, when you fart

[bcp]

Please admit it before the husband has to go under the house to see if the crapper pipe burst.
Thank you.
and no it wasnt my wife or daughter... I will say no more.

 

[kwillia]

Tell Azzy we said hello.

 

[Nickel]

Tell Azzy we said hello.

:giggle:

 

[Penn]

"Where's the fabreeze when I need it?!"

 

[keekee]

Please admit it before the husband has to go under the house to see if the crapper pipe burst.
Thank you.
and no it wasnt my wife or daughter... I will say no more.

Ladies don't fart.

 

[MysticalMom]

Ladies don't fart.

That's right. We fluff.

 

[FireBrand]

"Where's the fabreeze when I need it?!"

that won't help !, It'll just smell like someone just shiat a mango-passion fruit.

 

[Seamaid]

sweet funk.

"Where's the fabreeze when I need it?!"

 

[MMDad]

Ladies don't fart.

That's because they don't stop talking long enough to build up pressure.

 

[FireBrand]

That's because they don't stop talking long enough to build up pressure.

 

[somdebay]

Ladies don't fart.

and they don't sweat either, they glisten!

 

[virgovictoria]

It's true, I may glisten... But there are times when I should be carrying a biohazard sign with me - just so folks know that a "crapper pipe didn't burst"


:lotsoffiberinmydiet:

 

[camily]

That's because they don't stop talking long enough to build up pressure.

Interesting theory. I think you might be onto something here.

 

[_MightyMouse_]

Please admit it before the husband has to go under the house to see if the crapper pipe burst.
Thank you.
and no it wasnt my wife or daughter... I will say no more.

Ladies don't fart they "FLUFF" from what I've been told!

 

[AK-74me]

Ladies don't fart.

I wish someone would tell mine that.

 

[virgovictoria]

I wish someone would tell mine that.

Just as long as I don't have to take on the burden of all of the ladies who will now, "not be farting", I hope that the suggestive messaging to your wife works

 

[_MightyMouse_]

I wish someone would tell mine that.

Well, my aunt set off a confined space air monitor when she was posted at a manway while at work, and the workers had to come out of the hole until the monitor readings went back to normal. Now that's IMPRESSIVE! She still laughs about it til this day

 

[jwwb2000]

Ladies don't fart.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

:giggle:

Pixie dust comes out when you fart doesn't it?