Lady Farts

gumby

I AM GUMBY DAMMIT
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least twenty times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
 

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
I have never farted in my entire life, except once in childbirth. That's all........
 

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
BS Gal said:
I have never farted in my entire life, except once in childbirth. That's all........

Curious: How would you remember that? :lmao: With the doc yelling "push, push!"
 

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
Penn said:
I'm just saying... my sister is the biggest farter in the world. She got all the fart genes. I got none. I can belch with the best of you, but no fawting goes on in my world.
 

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
BS Gal said:
I'm just saying... my sister is the biggest farter in the world. She got all the fart genes. I got none. I can belch with the best of you, but no fawting goes on in my world.

You are a lucky woman. :notworthy :lmao:
 

Sadysue

New Member
Roberta said:
:killingme :killingme :killingme



I suspose you don't masterbate either?????????????


:lalala:

Hey, I believe her I never was a farter either............ until I turned 21. Then everything started going downhill. :lmao:

I couldn't burp on demand until I was 21 too.
 
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