Lady in need of a date...any takers??

[Otter]

(Newark NY) -- A Wayne County woman has been arrested for setting her sex partners on fire.

27 year old Darlene Humby of Newark is alleged to have sex with Matt Hutchinson and another man at the same time last week. Upon conclusion Humby poured lighter fluid on the crotch of Hutchinson and then set him on fire.

According to the Times of Wayne County, Hutchinson was not injured. However several days later, Humby again had sex this time with three partners. The Wayne County woman set fire to the shirt of Chad Porterfield.

Humby was remained to jail in lieu of bail. The woman told police fire was a sexual stimulation.

 

[RoseRed]

She sounds like a real firecracker!

 

[Otter]

Originally posted by RoseRed
She sounds like a real firecracker!

Looking for a hunka hunka burning love??

 

[Elle]

I guess the hot wax just wasn't cutting it anymore:shrug:


Nice to see that they published the names of the "partners" also!

 

[Sharon]

oooooh, she likes her men HOT!

 

[Vince]

Candidate for the mental institute.

 

[justhangn]

They need to cremate this POS, let her get her nut in he!!.

 

[Kyle]

I wonder if she...

Had "Light Up", by Styx, playing in the background.

 

[RoseRed]

Re: I wonder if she...

Originally posted by Kyle
Had "Light Up", by Styx, playing in the background.

You forgot the other one, You Light Up My Life....

 

[crabcake]

maybe he was married and she figured she'd burn the evidence :shrug:

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by crabcake
maybe he was married and she figured she'd burn the evidence :shrug:

see you thought I was groping you, actually I was patting you down for Rosignol.

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Pete
see you thought I was groping you, actually I was patting you down for Rosignol.

the news rag editor?

 

[Tonio]

Re: Re: I wonder if she...

Originally posted by RoseRed
You forgot the other one, You Light Up My Life....

Or:

Light My Fire -- The Doors
Fire -- Arthur Brown
We Didn't Start the Fire -- Billy Joel
Ring of Fire -- Johnny Cash (RIP)
Fire -- Jimi Hendrix
Play With Fire -- Rolling Stones

 

[Bruzilla]

Man: Do you smoke after sex?
Woman: Funny you should mention that.