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[SmallTown]

"Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then, he declares war." —Jay Leno

"You know how we get this guy to talk? Remember all of that duct tape we've been hoarding? Apply it to his back hair and rip it off." —Jay Leno, on the capture of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by SmallTown
"You know how we get this guy to talk? Remember all of that duct tape we've been hoarding? Apply it to his back hair and rip it off." —Jay Leno, on the capture of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

 

[Kyle]

 

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