Laurel, MD makes Yahoo News.

[Bustem' Down]

Too bad it's about school trash.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/school_lunch_waste

 

[Lenny]

Too bad it's about school trash.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/school_lunch_waste

Students, under the watchful eye of peer monitors, divided their trash into waste and recycling bins.

Why must our students receive approval from garbage Gestapo?

If mom makes a healthful lunch that's not in excess quantity and if the kid eats it, then all that's left is disposable paper wrapping. If the kid eats what the School system wants to feed him/her, much will go to waste. That's what happens in a socialist solution.

 

[Tonio]

When I was in elementary school, we couldn't pack sodas in our lunch boxes. If the principal spotted a student with a soda, she would immediately take it. Not sure exactly why, but I remember something about a classmate losing an eye when his soda container exploded.

 

[Ken King]

When I was in elementary school, we couldn't pack sodas in our lunch boxes. If the principal spotted a student with a soda, she would immediately take it. Not sure exactly why, but I remember something about a classmate losing an eye when his soda container exploded.

More then likely they needed something to mix with the booze that they keep in the teacher's lounge.

 

[Tonio]

More then likely they needed something to mix with the booze that they keep in the teacher's lounge.

Or else they were smoking Mary Jane and had a sugar craving.