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Lawyer sues groundhog Punxsutawney Phil, seeks death penalty for lying about early spring Metro.us
While much of the nation is blanketed in snow, millions of people can’t help but shake their fists in rage at the thought of that conniving, lying groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, who so casually misled the country into believing we would see an early spring.
One Ohio lawyer refuses to sit idly by and let this fur-covered liar get away with it. He won’t stand for it. Oh, no! Not on his watch. Phil will pay, if he has anything to do with it.
While much of the nation is blanketed in snow, millions of people can’t help but shake their fists in rage at the thought of that conniving, lying groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, who so casually misled the country into believing we would see an early spring.
One Ohio lawyer refuses to sit idly by and let this fur-covered liar get away with it. He won’t stand for it. Oh, no! Not on his watch. Phil will pay, if he has anything to do with it.