Lawyers Argue Over Dead Man’s Fitness For Trial

[nhboy]

"Suspect, 91, has been dead a month

Attorneys in the case of a 91-year-old Palisade man accused of sexual assault spent Wednesday morning in court trying to determine whether the aging man was fit to stand trial.

It turns out he wasn’t. He died nearly a month ago and has been cremated, according to a relative who contacted The Daily Sentinel.

Ralph Ridenour died Feb. 22 at the Veterans Affairs Medical Center, said Jim Snell of Snell-McLean Funeral Home in Palisade, which handled arrangements for Ridenour. VA officials said they couldn’t comment on Ridenour."

Suspect, 91, has been dead a month


91 year old trying to sexually assault his nurse! Damn that Viagra!

 

[Lenny]

I am shocked and amazed....

"Suspect, 91, has been dead a month

91 year old trying to sexually assault his nurse! Damn that Viagra!

...that you didn't shoehorn this into your headline

Ridenour, a registered sex offender and a military veteran,....

I'm sure you could have then blamed the rape on Boosh.

 

[ImnoMensa]

Did you ever try to stuff a wet noodle up a wildcats butt?

Unless this guy is Superman I doubt the nurse had anything to fear. Sexual predator or not, his age should have made her more than sufficiently strong to stave him off.

 

[HouseCat]

Did you ever try to stuff a wet noodle up a wildcats butt?

Unless this guy is Superman I doubt the nurse had anything to fear. Sexual predator or not, his age should have made her more than sufficiently strong to stave him off.

Maybe she was laughing so hard, she couldn't do anything....I know I would be...its easy to knock someone over who is dying of laughter.