Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
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Q: Why are lawyers like microwaves?
A: You spend three minutes in their office and get billed as if you'd been there hours!
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Running into a lawyer’s private office, a butcher yelled angrily, "If a dog steals a hunk of meat from my shop, is his owner obligated to pay?"
"Of course!" replied the lawyer.
"Okay then, your dog just stole half a rack of ribs worth $20 from my shop.
"Give him the other half," said the lawyer, "and it will cover my consultation fee."
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A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?"
"No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a lawyer into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its arse?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
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Q: Why are lawyers like microwaves?
A: You spend three minutes in their office and get billed as if you'd been there hours!
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Running into a lawyer’s private office, a butcher yelled angrily, "If a dog steals a hunk of meat from my shop, is his owner obligated to pay?"
"Of course!" replied the lawyer.
"Okay then, your dog just stole half a rack of ribs worth $20 from my shop.
"Give him the other half," said the lawyer, "and it will cover my consultation fee."
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A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?"
"No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a lawyer into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its arse?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."