Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, sideswiped and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.
The Lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hystericall. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before was not completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter the body shop tried to make it n'ew again.
The cop kept trying to interrupt his triade, indicating he needed to calm down. He suggested an ambulance be called. The lawyer continued his rant, but finally took a breath.
The cop couldn't believe it and shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
My God screamed the lawyer.....
(Scroll down)
WHERE'S MY ROLEX...?
The Lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hystericall. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before was not completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter the body shop tried to make it n'ew again.
The cop kept trying to interrupt his triade, indicating he needed to calm down. He suggested an ambulance be called. The lawyer continued his rant, but finally took a breath.
The cop couldn't believe it and shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
My God screamed the lawyer.....
(Scroll down)
WHERE'S MY ROLEX...?
