Learning to Cuss

[jrogers]

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say ass' and I'll say hell'".

All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.

"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."

His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"

"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios."

 

[Tonio]

One of the Sports Junkies said he was part of Career Day at Crofton Elementary School. Can you imagine an entire school of kids who talk like the Junks? Sounds like a South Park episode. In a way, that would be more scary than if the kids were cussing.

"Hey Billy, do you think this substitute teacher is kinda money?"
"Yeah Matt, she's bazilly!"

 

[Shetiger]

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.
So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year-old, "Okay, you say ass' and I'll say hell'".

All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast.

"Aw, hell," says the eight-year-old, "gimme some Cheerios."

His mother backhands him off the stool, sending him bawling out of the room, and turns to the younger brother. "What'll you have?"

"I dunno," quavers the six-year-old, "but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios."

 

[Toxick]

Can you imagine an entire school of kids who talk like the Junks? Sounds like a South Park episode. In a way, that would be more scary than if the kids were cussing.

I'd rather hear my kids swearing than yammering like those donkeys.
My kid ever tells me I'm Hurt-Ting, it's gonna be a show.

They are butt-trifling.