LeBum Jokes

[thurley42]

I ran into LeBron on the street last night....I asked if he had change for a dollar but he said he only had .75 cents, he never brings a fourth quarter....


I was going to get the new Lebron cell phone, but you can't tell when someone calls, it has no ring.


LeBron was actually going to go to college, but then people told him he had to show up for the Finals, so he just went to the NBA...

 

[Otter]

If LaBron wanted a ring, he should have stayed in Ohio and bought one from Terrelle Pryor.

 

[White Buddah]

Yesterday, Dallas declared it would be Lebron James Day. Every employee get to leave work 12 minutes early.

Hey Lebron, how's that Dirk taste?

 

[Otter]

LaBron in the new Dos Equis commercial.

"I don't always miss shots, but when I do, I prefer the 4th quarter."

 

[AnthonyJames]

Lebron gave up cigars after his last experience with a "Cuban"