Grumpy
Well-Known Member
I got owned by Sports Illustrated on the Sidd Finch story back in the 80s. Huge DUH moment.
Sidd Finch
Sidd Finch
That's true.Growing up we had to wait an hour before going in the swimming pool after eating.
I was going with the Republican editions of both 2008 and 2012. Totally owned.Once this married politician swore up and down that he didn't have sex with a certain young lady that was always hanging around his office. He even wagged his finger while doing it. I thought, yeah that's a wag of a person telling the whole truth and nuttin but the truth.
Another time, in the same city, this mulatto president swore to preserve, protect & defend the constitution. I think he may have had his fingers crossed so he really didn't mean it. ANyway he fiddled while the economy burned. I'd tell you how the economy got back on track but you'd probably think I was punking you.
And it worksI never knew how to correctly use “poo-potpourri” I often see in the crapper at friends’ houses. I reckoned you delivered one or two sprays in the air to cover the stench of your mess.
Turns out you spray it in the bowl first where it creates a thin layer that envelops your turd as you drop it.
I was owned.