LETS PLAY SOME BASEBALL!!!!!!

GregV814

Well-Known Member
YESSSSSIREEEEEE BUB, STEP RIGHT UP..... PROGRAMS, GETCHER PROGRAMS, CANT TELL THE PLAYERS WITHOUT A PROGRAM!!!!

Todays Congressional baseball game is brought to you by those fine people China Wok, home of the WuHan cologne!!! buy some today!!

The Dems are hoping to break that 0-30 streak due to some tough breaks in the past, but in the off season, they appointed Linda Shachez (D California,) a chubby l'il Lezzie, as the manager and team Mascot!!! Boy she likes pushing little feminine males around, eh Bob!!!!???

Not only that, The Dems have a new cheerleading squad choreographed with M/Ms. Maryland and high kickin Lizzo!!!!!!

Ya know, we're expecting some excitement in the stands too..... Raheeem El-Kabomb, a recently paroled alleged TERRORIST will be sitting behind home plate!!

Serving as honorary umpire is none other than Larry Big-Man Hogan calling the strikes and more strikes. And the outfields umpire will be "Gavin N" perched in left field...
 

Bare-ya-cuda

Well-Known Member
The game is fixed. The repubs will throw the game to purposely lose against the dems. Just like they do when in session.
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
The game is fixed. The repubs will throw the game to purposely lose against the dems. Just like they do when in session.
Nope.

They beat the Democrats 31-11.

Not a single one of the Demorats leadership or prominence were on the roster.

And here I was hoping to see Chuck Schumer catch a line drive to his maw. :sad:
 
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