Let's Pretend

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FIGHT CLUB !
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but
are both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and
she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
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