Letter to TIDE

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Short Thang

Guest
Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent
product you have. I've used it since
the beginning of married life, when
my mom told me it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled
some red wine on my new white blouse.
My husband started to berate me about
my drinking problem. One thing led to
another and I ended up with a lot of
his blood on my white blouse as well

I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out
After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a
bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative,
and all of the stains came out!
They came out so well, in fact, that the
DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product!

Well, gotta go; I have to write a letter to the
Hefty bag people
 
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