Libs of TikTok Vs Taylor Lorenz - Cat Fight

[GURPS]

 

[GURPS]

 

[GURPS]

 

[BOP]

I thought you swore off carburetors as part of your new low-carb diet?

 

[Kyle]

Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult

Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult

U.S. — As the United States Congress considers legislation that would ban the popular China-owned social media app, progressives expressed fear that, without TikTok, they wouldn't be able to convince kids to join their weird sex cult.

babylonbee.com

 

[Gilligan]

Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult

Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult

U.S. — As the United States Congress considers legislation that would ban the popular China-owned social media app, progressives expressed fear that, without TikTok, they wouldn't be able to convince kids to join their weird sex cult.

babylonbee.com

Yet another example of the difficulty Babylon Bee has with keeping up with their competitors at CNN, MSNBC etc...

 

[RoseRed]

Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult

Progressives Fear That Without TikTok, They Won’t Be Able To Convince Kids To Join Their Weird Sex Cult

U.S. — As the United States Congress considers legislation that would ban the popular China-owned social media app, progressives expressed fear that, without TikTok, they wouldn't be able to convince kids to join their weird sex cult.

babylonbee.com

Truth is stranger than fiction.

 

[BOP]

I had to look Taylor Lorenz up, because I didn't know who she was. Okay, I didn't have to look her up, and my life is no better for knowing.

Anyway, the remark that LoT makes about refusing to divulge her age refers to a wikileaks page for her:

	October 21, c. 1984–1987 (age 36–39)

And I did not put that quote thingie in there. It did it all by its lonesome.

Who the hell is born after about 1600 is born "circa?" Besides this bimbo, I mean.

Notes​

According to Politico, Lorenz's birthday is October 21.[2] In February 2016, CBS News said that she was 30;[3] in August 2018, prior to her employment with the newspaper, The New York Times said that her age was 31;[4] and in September 2020, Fortune listed her age as 35.[5]

 

[BOP]

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Reality is stranger than parody.