sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
A father bought a lie detector robot that slaps someone when they lie.
He decided to test it out on his son at supper.
"Where were you last night?" He asked.
"I was at the library." The son answered.
The robot slapped the son.
"Ok, ok! I was at a friend's house!" The son admits.
"Doing what?" Asked the father.
"Watching a movie; The Green Lantern."
The robot slaps the son.
"Ok, ok! It was porn!" Cried the son, rubbing his stinging face.
"What?" The father yells. "When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother.
He decided to test it out on his son at supper.
"Where were you last night?" He asked.
"I was at the library." The son answered.
The robot slapped the son.
"Ok, ok! I was at a friend's house!" The son admits.
"Doing what?" Asked the father.
"Watching a movie; The Green Lantern."
The robot slaps the son.
"Ok, ok! It was porn!" Cried the son, rubbing his stinging face.
"What?" The father yells. "When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother.
